This Book Will Make You Feel Something

YOU DESERVE TO FEEL PLEASURE. Female masturbation can be one of the most powerful tools for better mental health (and the key to a fulfilling sex life) - but have you ever been taught how to make the most of it? Do you have material you actually want to masturbate to? Are you giving yourself permission to set time aside for yourself, in the way you would a partner? ENTER THIS AUDIOBOOK! In the simplest and most exciting way possible, sex expert Florence Bark explains how vulva-owners' anatomy works and the many ways to engage it. And, because 85% of women don't like watching porn, to go with each tip is a 'masturbation meditation' - a steamy story specifically designed to be masturbated to, where you can imagine what the people within it look like and you know it's been ethically created. Whether you use this audiobook for some much-needed 'me' time or to spice up your sex life with a special someone, it will give you the tools and the permission to not only feel something, but to feel everything. The Masturbation Meditations: Lust after Lectures Personal Training Boyfriend's Best Friend Afternoon Delight on the Beach A Ride on the Bus Business Time Ex Sex My Boyfriend and Her Luxury Lust Being Watched The Master My Demon First Time with a Girl My Happy Ending The Sheriff and the Bandit Plugged and Public My First Sex Party I Spy An Outside Orgasm for Three Blindfold Me Between Two Cocks Stockholm Vampire When Good Neighbours Become Good Friends Pegging My Lover the Rock God NB: We believe the majority of the tips could apply to all people with vulvas (though the data the book is based on comes from surveys of cis-women, hence why the book has been written with them in mind). The stories on the other hand could apply to anyone depending on their personal preferences. No matter how you identify, you are very welcome here. Please note: the author of this book is a cis woman who has identified as straight for most of her life (she now identifies as bisexual), and therefore the sexual fantasies will probably most appeal, and the tips most apply, to straight, bisexual and pansexual women with vulvas. Regardless of her own identity, everyone who would like to join the party is very welcome - she invites you to come in.